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Reader Mail

This particular reader, we can only imagine, is poking a small amount of fun at this tumblr. But, it made us laugh out loud (a literal lol, if you can imagine it), so, posted!

Dear Tumbletiquette:

I have in my possession a most romantic song that I’d like to share with my readers.  I thought of just quoting it, for it is truly touching, but I feel much will be lost without the audio to accompany it.  The lyrics in the song reference a woman’s desire to have her ladybusiness pleasured orally from “the back to the front” (posing several risks to her health, mind you) for lack of a better term.  The song also suggests that all women should “pop” said ladybusiness “like this.”

I’m concerned that my post would suggest that this particular woman is trying to impose her will on all women, as well as that it may seem to imply that men, regardless of economic or societal status should perform a vulgar act with their tongue on this woman until she shakes and eventually achieves a rather excited moment.  The song also suggests that once she has reached the previously mentioned moment, one should continue so that she may remain, for an unspoken amount of time, in the earlier mentioned state of heightened excitement.

What is the proper behavior when posting such an audio file?

Signed,

A faithful reader

It’s simple, reader. Post this wonderful song with a disclaimer stating your intention not to offend, and including the possible health risks and emasculation attending the lyrics. The more easily offended (and less fortunate) of your readers will pass over the post.